One soul for sale:
Only slightly used.
Has had three previous owners
Who often misused.

First was a leaser
Who had very bad credit.
Next paid in cash
But then said, "Forget it."
Last signed a contract
Though they never had read it.

This soul is in good shape.
Has passed all inspection.
Is reliable and trustworthy.
Needs treated with affection.

Can be all yours
For a small processing fee:
If you promise
To spend all eternity
Being loyal, never leaving,
And treating lovingly.