I don't have to please you anymore.
I don't have to try and "get along."
When I'm with you and your family,
I won't care if I belong.

I don't really care about YOU either!
And now I don't have to pretend.
I don't have to be all nice
And ask questions about your boyfriend.

You hated me from the start,
But that's perfectly okay.
Have fun with your foreign hubby!
It'll be fun for me knowing YOU'RE away!