A Car!

What do you need if you want to go far?
I tell you my friend, what you need is a car!
It'll go anywhere.
It'll make your friends stare.
As they look on in envy, their mouths hang ajar.

But once you get your car, kiss your cash good-bye.
The mere cost of gas makes you wanna die.
That leaking radiator...
That burnt up alternator...
Oh yes my friend! A car can make you cry!